NFL Week 4 Recap & Reactions - Tony Romo Brings a Win, Ebola to Dallas

In case you weren't paying attention: Jimmy Clausen, Matt Moore, Matt McGloin, Derek Anderson, and Charlie Whitehurst all played "quarterback" in the National Football League on the same day in the year 2014. Thanks for nothing Obama. Or should I say, Obola. 

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NFL Week 3 Recap & Reactions - Thanks for taking my call, I believe Drew Stanton is better than Kap because he doesn't have tattoos

and also because a whole is better than a half if you get what I'm saying, and I think you do. Roll tide. 

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NFL Week 2 Recap & Reactions - Bills and Cardinals in Sole Possession of First Place and My Heart

Jamaal Charles, AJ Green, RG3, DeSean Jackson, Knowshon Moreno, Ryan Mathews, Tavon Austin, Gerald McCoy, Eric Berry, Charles Tillman, and Vernon Davis were all injured this week. None of this would have ever happened if that Godless homosexual Michael Sam had never kissed a dude on my TV. How am I supposed to explain to my imaginary son that these men love each other. Stop being queer and watch RG3's ankle snap, pussy. 

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NFL Week 1 Sunday Recap & Reactions - Joe Flacco & the 120 Million Dollar Dick

I’m just going to keep telling myself “it’s only 1 game, things will get better” over and over again as I cry into my pillow. 

It’s the first Monday off the season, which means a couple of good teams lost and as a result their seasons are over and they should trade everyone and start over in the draft next year.

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